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Joke of the Day

"If a redditor who is going into labour posts an original content (picture) of her in the ward... Is it polite to say ""OP will deliver?"""

"What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says ""Ribbit."""

"Some folks will spend the weekend having fun and enjoying themselves. We call these people ""Single""."

"I met this really hot chick at the club last night... She let me give her and handjob and everything."

"Adopt a Highway ""When do you think it is a safe age to tell a highway it's been adopted?"""

"What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets."

"What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years? The balls drop."

"Some women wear larger shirts to make their bodies feel smaller... I wear smaller condoms to make my penis feel larger"

"I'm pretty sure God is a Black Woman Who else would be a single parent whose Son was killed by the authorities under suspicious circumstances?"

"I found an plot of soil yesterday. I went back to the site today and found even more soil... The plot thickens..."