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Joke of the Day
"What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa? That's a peng ting."
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"Have you ever noticed how funny observational humor is?"
"I can never remember whether or not I'm supposed to mess with Texas."
"*sees burglar *throws flashlight at him *misses *throws another *misses *throws another *misses *throws another Burglar: WTF Me: COSTCO"
"NASA confirms, life found on mars."
"I was walking through... I was walking through a graveyard on my way to work earlier when I saw a man crouched beside a headstone. ""Morning"" I said, he goes ""nah, just having a shit."""
"What does feminism and a pile of shit have in common? They both started out as a movement."
"So I got a phone call from the post office today... ...complaining that my dog is attacking a postman on a bike. But I told them ""It can't be my dog... he doesn't even know how to ride a bike""."
"What do you call a censored DMX song? A really good instrumental"
"For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles."