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Joke of the Day
"What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa? That's a peng ting."
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"Be nice to people on your way up so they won't get suspicious when you're rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport"
"Two assholes talking One says: hey, you wanna fart? The other says: sorry mate, I gotta run"
"When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."
"What's in an STD salad? green pees"
"What's the difference between pedophiles and acne? Acne waits until you're 13."
"I can speak any language. I just don't understand what I'm saying in anything but english."
"Waitress: ""Enjoy your meal"" Patron: ""you too"" Patron: 'why did I say that?' Waitress: [being force-fed the 6th plate of food of her shift]"
"TRUMP: if elected i'll build a protective wall. I'll call it the great wall *advisor whispers in his ear* i'll call it the really great wall"
"I woke up this morning to find Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...I was petrified."