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Joke of the Day

"What do Batman films and religious farms have in common? They may have a Christian Bale in them."

"my dance moves can best be described as ""did that dude just try to leap frog?"" & ""whoa that's a lot of blood"" & ""is he still alive?"""

"Me: I'm having a problem with my computer: IT guy: Have you tried punching it? Me: That's the first thing I tried. I'm not an idiot."

"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow. (say outloud for full effect)"

"Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?"

"A world without women..... Would be a pain in the ass"

"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."

"I was getting a blowjob and I told the girl to treat my dick like a jolly rancher.... and keep on sucking."

"The shortest hunter joke Two hunters go by a bar"

"Vegeta truly had his karma come back to him. He got married and had kids."