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Joke of the Day

"I'd do anything to never be hungover again Except stop drinking"

"the 7 dwarves got into a hot tub they all started feeling happy so he got out"

"In a job interview ""Name?"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Again please"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Sir, are you a stutterer?"" ""No, my father stuttered, and the civil servant was an asshole"""

"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack can bang Jill's fanny. Jack came down with quite a frown Because Jill's a fucking tranny."

"Tourist in America I was going to take my wife to visit all the sites where they protested the police shooting of innocent black men. But i've only got 6 months...plus community service."

"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now."

"Why's everyone hating Mayweather, I think it feels great out"

"how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? one to drop it and the rest to pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up"

"You really shouldn't mess with rickshaw drivers They run the streets."

"Playing Guess Who these days is hard ""Is your person white?"" ""Excuse me?"" ""Is your person white?"" ""I don't see skin color I just see people"""