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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like my Asian food: Hot and sweet."

"""I have $50, less than an hour, and a ton of cocaine. Let's make a commercial!"" - every furniture store owner"

"I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and some other guy is wearing the same dress."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed flat"

"What do you call a moving company owned by cows? A bunch of moooovers."

"*cashier stares at obviously fake ID* you sure you're 3? *dog panics and runs out of the store barking*"

"How does Donald Trump start his favorite joke? Two Corinthians walk into a bar..."

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a dick in someones mouth."

"Don't worry, dude, You're fine. I'm pretty sure you need a personality first before it can have a disorder."

"My mom told me it was impossible to build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta"