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Joke of the Day

"i am not jesus Jesus can wallk on water..,, correct? Yess! Well,.. I can walk on cucumbers. As you may know, cucumbers are 98% water. So I am 98% Jesus. ;)"

"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I could lead in the Republican Primary polls."

"An Indian tracker puts his ear to the ground And says ""buffalo come."" Amazed, his clients ask how he knows. He rubs his ear and says ""hmm sticky."""

"A wine tasting? Where people SPIT OUT precious wine?! Sure, maybe we could go to the humane society and watch them put puppies to sleep too."

"What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"

"Getting up Is only the second hardest thing in the morning."

"The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now... But everything around it is Chile."

"Me: ""Can I leave work half an hour early?"" Boss: ""Only if you make up the time."" ""OK. It's 35 past 50."" Boss: ""Just go.."""

"I accidentally bought a bicycle that has no seat it's not a deal breaker but it's kind of a pain in the ass."

"What did the snail on the turtles back say? WEEEEEEEEEE!"