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Joke of the Day
"What is yellow and cannot swim ? A yellow digger. Why can't it swim ? It has only one arm"
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"Winehouse paramedic was intoxicated on duty... ... after attempting mouth to mouth resuscitation."
"What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake? **Hiss**-panic"
"People are like trees: you can figure out their age by cutting into them & counting the rings. Right? I didn't do this for nothing, right?"
"What has ten legs and nine arms? Def Leppard"
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they like to push two twins together to make a king. (Game of Thrones ref)"
"What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks"
"The only reason Indian mothers don't shop online is coz they cant bargain there"
"What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70? General"
"If you want sex... A man tells his wife in bed that if she wants sex to reach over and pull on it once. If she doesn't, reach over and pull it 100 times."