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Joke of the Day

"What is yellow and cannot swim ? A yellow digger. Why can't it swim ? It has only one arm"

"What did Palpatine order in the drive thru? Friiiiiiies"

"What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint? Benjammin Moore mon"

"Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA ""Gosh!"" he said ""If n only that job was in Texas Ah'd take it!"""

"the existence of groundhog implys the existence of skyhog, treehog, oceanhog"

"I sometimes think of Siri as my wife on account of her voice & how she's always misinterpreting what I'm actually f'ing saying."

"I really want to get on the mars one mission Because I'm against premartial sex"

"Why do they call me seven days? Because I'm weak."

"I undo his overall strap & slide it off a barely perceptible shoulder. I pull his steel work goggle down around his ""neck"" ""BanaNA"" he moans"

"A lot of people are saying that it was a ref's bad call denying the blackhawks goal... But we all know that it was really Buffalo Wild Wings doing."