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Joke of the Day
"My Dad got a new Lexus for my Mom this Mother's Day. He says it's the best trade he's ever made."
Next Joke
"I'm thinking of investing in a start-up company that produces religious icons. I guess you could say that I'm engaging in idol speculation."
"Guess what Chicken butt"
"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream."
"What did Hamlet say to his cat? Get thee to a nyanery!"
"Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being."
"There are only two things in this world visible from space. One is the Great Wall of China and the other is my pile of laundry."
"Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor."
"""TGIM!"" - My liver"
"If I had a dime for every time I lost something between the couch cushions... I would probably lose those between the couch cushions too."