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Joke of the Day
"My Dad got a new Lexus for my Mom this Mother's Day. He says it's the best trade he's ever made."
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"What did the heatsink say to the CPU? ""I'm a huge fan!"""
"Have you heard of nihilism? Its kind of a Nietzsche philosophy."
"Einstein made a theory about space ...And it was about time too."
"How much semen does a gay guy have? A butt load."
"They have free mints in the movie theater bathrooms. Wife: ""GROSS, who eats mints from the bathroom?!"" Me: (Mouth full of mints) ""I KNOW!"""
"A ""clear memory"" button, but for my brain. And while we're at it, a ""delete cookies"" button, but for my thighs."
"Bad news, I won the McArthur idiot grant, now I owe them a millions dollars"
"I just bought a tent with a toilet in it Shit's intense"
"What did the two iPhones say to the two iPads? ""Want to get kinky and have a 4G?"""