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Joke of the Day
"""TGIM!"" - My liver"
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"What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God."
"Apparently my neighbor down the hall doesn't watch porn. She came over 20 minutes ago asking I could fix her sink and I'm still fixing it."
"I'm a man who hates rocks *smashes a rock with a sledgehammer* oh great I just made like a thousand more rocks"
"The entire 15 years my wife and I have been married we only had one fight and it's still not over."
"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"
"When does feminism stop? When the car breaks down."
"What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill? A trip without the kids."
"Nothing's more embarrassing than that pantsless walk to get more toilet paper. I felt like everyone in CVS was staring at me."
"What did the customer ask the prostitute when they got to the hotel? Do you come here often?"