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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of cows robbing a Skyscraper? A high-steaks mission."
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"""Can I watch you open it?"" -Weird UPS guy"
"What do you get when you cross a donkey and a piece of onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear in your eyes."
"Jetsons? Hardly. The future turns out to be playing Scrabble from the toilet at work with someone halfway around the world."
"Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off."
"What did Hitler say from heaven when the Russians took over Auschwitz Stop it that's Mein Kampf!"
"You've just got to see the fan exhibition It blew me away"
"What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot? Baked ham."
"Why do pedophiles love Old Navy sales? Cause all the kid's clothes are 60% off."
"Question: What is your ""It is so cold outside..."" joke?"