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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of cows robbing a Skyscraper? A high-steaks mission."

"Dear millionaires, If you don't have a bookcase that spins into a secret room then give your money to me because you're spending it wrong."

"What do they call number 17 in black jack ? The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't"

"The last time we had a white Christmas, I made snow angels. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians."

"What did the clam say when a crab attacked him? Kelp!"

"Apparently I have a black person in my family tree... If you look in my backyard he's still hanging there!"

"I've been waking up with a headache for years Unfortunately I'm married to it."

"The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"Is a picture of Elijah Wood called a frodograph? (It makes more sense when you say it out loud)"

"[ Boyfriend walks into the room ] Well, well, well....if it isn't the boy who tried to break up with me in a dream last night."