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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor."

"What did the trailer park girl say when she lost her virginity Get off me dad! your crushing my smokes!"

"How do you kill a bear without a weapon? With your bare hands."

"What is a hooker in Alaska called? A frostitute!"

"I like a girl that isn't afraid to jump in front of me during a robbery & say ""babe, please. I got this one, you bought dinner."""

"When testing, make like a frat boy And bang out the easy ones first"

"Two of my favourite moments in my life were when I won my first fight and lost my virginity I hit him so hard he slept through the whole thing"

"What can't you hear a pterodactyl go the bathroom? Because the P is silent..."

"What is Mozart doing right now? De-composing"

"Why do porn stars hate driving? Because people always pull out infront of them."