127383

Joke of the Day

"There are only two things in this world visible from space. One is the Great Wall of China and the other is my pile of laundry."

Next Joke
 
"Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25."
"Doctor: ""I'm afraid-"" *Wife crying* ""I'm afraid your husband is in a better place now."" *cut to me on a roller coaster at Disneyland*"
"Old people, when you say ""the good ol' days,"" do you mean during the draft, or when black people had separate bathrooms?"
"I told my friend she should work at a tire shop... She does the best rim-jobs I've ever had."
"What's brown and sticky? A stick."
"Please retweet my son, it would mean a lot to him, apparently his mother's love isn't enough for him. #IfYourMomWroteYourTwitterBio"
"I drink because I care. About me. And drinks."
"What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone? McRIP"
"A brand-new cigarette says to a used cigarette -Dude, you are a fag -Umm, Why? -I just saw five guys take turns in sucking your butt."
Terms & Privacy