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Joke of the Day

"Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being."

"Hehe My ewife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"I gathered a list of ten puns yesterday. And i wanted to see if any were reasonable. So i put them all to the test to see if they would pass. No pun-in-ten-did. Edit: grammar"

"What usually comes in handy? A virgin."

"I joined a 12 step program for people who talk too much. Its called OnAndOnAnon"

"People don't realize that Ikea catalogs are also a book of baby names. Anyway, I'm late to take FLARDFULL and ODMJUK on their play date."

"The pigeons behind my apartment are fighting for claim to half a rain soaked hotdog. Fighting me."

"This youth group broke the number one cardinal rule of making money at a Car Wash. They let the fat chick hold the car wash sign."

"What do you call a cheap hooker? A bang for your buck."

"Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball? When they get to third base they think they've scored"