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Joke of the Day

"Has anyone out there tried ""Starbucks"" coffee? It's really good. I think that they have a location in LA."

"What did John and Yoko say when their son wouldn't eat his vegetables? ""All we are saying is give peas a chance."""

"Pay attention to all these women that are posting pictures with their mom's on Mother's Day because that is what they are going to look like!"

"There is little hope for the person who becomes addicted to cold turkey."

"What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope? Ex-Benedict"

"Jared Fogle was 994.4 terabytes short of being a petaphile ayy"

"I always yell ""Cut!"" after I drop the soap in the shower because there's usually some Peeping Tom filming me & I want that part edited out."

"How do you make something go viral? Herpes."

"As a Marxist I could never play CoD, because I refuse to create a class."

"doktor: did you get a drug test? me: nah I know what I'm on"