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Joke of the Day
"What does idk stand for? Literally everyone I ask doesn't know."
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"I've got 99 of everything, and my problem is hoarding and OCD OCD OCD OCD."
"Change your Facebook Status to ""I'm Pregnant"" or ""I'm Engaged"" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away."
"*Weather changes* BODY: This is weird. Must have an asthma attack. *Anything else changes* MIND: This is weird. Must have a panic attack."
"WIFE: don't be weird at the party tonight ME: am i ever weird? [dinner party] CHERYL: how's the soup taste? ME: like the blood of my enemies"
"How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die? Through the windu!"
"What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schon."
"Reddit is going orange From what I hear it's a new black."
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for the rest of his life."
"I caught a big fish! I was going to mount it, but there were people around! Source: Emo Philips"