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Joke of the Day
"I just walked through a spiderweb and invented the next Macarena."
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"At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen."
"Apparently, Tiger is back in a bit of form. I wonder what her name is?"
"Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood"
"How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill? By running! J.K. Rowling"
"I had a bad dream about pizza sauce. It was a real nightmarinara."
"I lost my job at the hospital today for sexual assault.... It's not my fault that they put up a sign that said, 'stroke patients downstairs'."
"Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow."
"What do you call a jewish man? By his name"
"Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"