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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler? How red their necks are."
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"What do you call a porn star who only does anal when she's drunk? Mullet. Business in the front and outdated by today's standards in the rear"
"[pet store] Um hi can I have 4 turtles & 1 rat Clerk: hah trying to make ur own ninja turtles dude Me:*hiding miniature sai and katana* n no"
"How do you get someone to pay child support? Blackmail."
"What is the difference between Coors beer and a ... clitoris? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second."
"Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings Figures."
"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."
"My daughter used to hate eating vegetables. Until she became a vegetarian."
"My wife and I said we would only smoke after sex.... I have had the same pack of cigarettes since 2007, im starting to get worried about my wife though shes been going through 3 packs a day!"
"What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad? Getting caught red handed!"