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Joke of the Day

"I date men whom have their life paths laid out firmly and don't waver. Yes, their paths are Psycho and Socio, but consistency is admirable."

"So the batteries in my flashlight ran out... You'd think I'd be sad, but really I was delighted."

"Donald Trump walks into a bar and lowers it"

"A MAN IS WALKING BY A TRASHCAN AND SMELLS SOMETHING BAD He was relaxed to find it was just an indian"

"If wrestlers have biceps, and bodybuilders have triceps, what do surgeons have? Forceps (I hate my shit life)"

"I think armless persons are the best You've gotta hand it to them."

"What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum? I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy"

"I feel as though common sense should be referred to as the sense formerly known as common."

"Liquid ASS Prank In Aunts Room"

"I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone"