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Joke of the Day

"I date men whom have their life paths laid out firmly and don't waver. Yes, their paths are Psycho and Socio, but consistency is admirable."

"Why doesn't Meghan Trainor eat salmon? Because she's all about that bass"

"[to guy with his foot caught in a bear trap] dude that things for bears"

"What's the difference between the Circus and the Playboy Mansion? The Circus features a cunning array of stunts."

"Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine. That way she can't hit me with them."

"Every husband is a farmer by default.. his survival solely depends on ""Agree""culture"

"What's a buffalo's favorite activity? Grazing."

"The ethernet is used to catch the etherbunny."

"Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became ""The Boss"" after several years as ""The Assistant Regional Manager."""

"67% of Canadians say that their favourite colour is flannel"