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Joke of the Day

"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say hello? Konichihuahua."

"Explaining KARMA! It's when you throw a banana in Mario kart, and then, you lose the race because you got caught up in your own banana!"

"terrifying if it really happened: the kiss emoji with the heart coming out of the mouth"

"Well doctor, my problem is basically this: when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen."

"Ninety percent of being a dog is not realizing your own tail is your own tail."

"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Lets get Jobs!"

"Why did the apple pie get fired from his job? Because he showed up baked."

"I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round"

"24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?"

"Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!"