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Joke of the Day
"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say hello? Konichihuahua."
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"To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky."
"The snow in the front yard is melting and so far I've found 3 unopened beers. *Adds party planner to resume*"
"I bet Bruce Wayne sometimes accidentally signs his credit card receipts ""Batman"" when he's drunk. I know I do."
"ME: I need help losing weight. I've tried everything. NARRATOR: He hadn't tried anything at all. Nothing."
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No he just grazed them!"
"What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits? A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to u/TheBigDsOpinion"
"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!"
"Hispanic magician: ""I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos"" *poof* And just like that he vanished without a tres"
"Son:Dad's trick or treating as a ghost in a bed sheet? Wife:& heels,eye patch & his hand stuck in a Nutella jar. More like a ghost on ambien"