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Joke of the Day
"A kid has cancer Then he gets AIDS from his mom"
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"Justin Bieber's birth certificate... was an apology letter from the condom factory."
"Way down on the bottom of the twitter user licensing agreement in tiny font it says ""Say goodbye to your family"""
"Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life...... unless it gets in his way."
"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake? No whey Jose"
"I just changed a light bulb with a beer in my hand if anyone needs a man for something."
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"9-1-1 help, someone buried me alive *looks at phone* christ, and there's no wifi"
"What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary? A joint venture."
"I swear some people were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural."