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Joke of the Day
"What is the Dothraki font of choice? Kaleebri"
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"What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons? A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!"
"I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave. That bastard's never paid for anything in his life."
"So I was talking to my Australian friend when I asked him what country his Mother was from ""Alaska"" ""Okay well tell me what she says"""
"I don't know what to do when someone yells stop Is it hammer time? Is it in the name of love? Do I collaborate and listen?"
"My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am Can you believe that? 3 in the morning, but luckily i was still up playing the drums."
"Where does Obama live? The ""Baracks"""
"I don't eat some foods. -vagueans"
"What kind of computer can sing? A Dell."
"He died doing what he loved, waving a metal rod on a rooftop in a storm, yelling FU, GOD! Although he slipped & fell, Ted's memory lives on."