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Joke of the Day

"What is the Dothraki font of choice? Kaleebri"

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"What's a reindeer's favourite celebrity? Beyonsleigh"
"Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? It was a bit bazaar."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed the headphone jack with lightning"
"When life gets you down I realize that you might feel overwhelmed. Bur remember, when life gives you lemmings.... toss them off a cliff"
"What do you call a pair of twins who live together? ""Womb-mates"""
"Why are there no joke about Jonestown? The punchlines are too long."
"You should be able to pick a theme for your Facebook movie... Because some of you should need to pick drama..."
"Was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot? Because it's mostly Ariel footage."
"Any salad is a caesar salad if you stab it enough. Repost from r/showerthoughts"