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Joke of the Day

"So I was talking to my Australian friend when I asked him what country his Mother was from ""Alaska"" ""Okay well tell me what she says"""

"The only reason /r/funny is funny"

"How come Donald Trump is on the frontpage of Reddit so much? Its all reposts from Hitler"

"What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar? One dollar"

"They should just rename double stuffed Oreos to regular Oreos. And rename regular Oreos to ""Do it Yourself Double Oreo Kits""."

"Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested."

"What's green and smells like ham? Kermit the frog's finger"

"Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free."

"Snickers wrapper: ""contains peanuts"", I expected, but ""brief language"" and ""partial nudity"" was a total surprise."

"I ate too much bread at the Indian restaurant during lunch today. It was a naan issue."