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Joke of the Day

"FB lesson number #1. If you don't want people meddling in your business, stop posting it on your status."

"You know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by 2."

"The best place to get pumpkins cheap is driving around the neighborhood at 4AM. Got 5 nice ones this morning."

"The comeback, 'Get on my level' 'Get on my level' Reply: 'Okay dude, ill go downwards'"

"I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it."

"Why can't Redditors lose their virginity? They can never get further than the tip!"

"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority.. Because they hate Dick's"

"We've all seen that person on Social Media who likes to debate things as if they are a college professor. Dude...you're arguing with someone who uses ""dat"""

"On the Hot Wheels isle helping a friend pick out a sweet Corvette that she promised her 18yo for graduation. Life's all about the wording."

"In time, the dust settled, and the dust took a job it hated and married someone it could barely tolerate"