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Joke of the Day
"Where does Obama live? The ""Baracks"""
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"To all the people saying I have fat fingers... FYVK OFF"
"#NoMore All of these NoMore commercials make me want to punch my wife"
"They say that ignorance is bliss But I'm just as happy not knowing!"
"Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. We think we might be in love with your call. We made your call a mix tape."
"I have not ate, drink, slept, used the bathroom, or showered since last year. I have also not told this joke since last year."
"""Good morning, this is your pilot speaking"" ... ""AND THIS IS YOUR PILOT SHOUTING"" ... ""and this is your pilot doing some sick beatboxing"""
"My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg."
"Am I supposed to know my own blood type? I don't even know what types of blood there are"
"I'm going to wait until lots of ppl get tattoos of my characters, then suddenly make my comic really racist and horrible"