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Joke of the Day
"Where does Obama live? The ""Baracks"""
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"Steve Harvey"
"My autobiography will be a single piece of paper that says 'Ugh'"
"What's heavier 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? The feathers. because you have the weight of the feathers and you have to carry around the weight of what you did to those poor birds."
"So apparently it's rude if somebody asks if you have a light & you tell them they'll have to go to the end of the tunnel to find it..."
"In communist america Banks rob you."
"Pamela Anderson Joke What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."
"Yoga pants and Walmart My nephew told me all women have nice butts in yoga pants, so I took him to walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts."
"Two fish in a tank Fish 1: uh, Greg? Fish 2: what Fish 1: how do we drive this thing"
"IKEA has invented a half full glass for optimists, that can ALSO serve as a half empty glass for pessimists!!!"