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Joke of the Day

"He died doing what he loved, waving a metal rod on a rooftop in a storm, yelling FU, GOD! Although he slipped & fell, Ted's memory lives on."

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"A man's got to know his limitations. Unless he's in a relationship, then he'll be constantly reminded."
"What do you call a gay man's paradise? A fruitopia."
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto. Kudos to my friend who came up with this."
"No matter how kind you are German children are kinder"
"Police were called to a daycare yesterday... Police were called to a daycare yesterday because a 5 year old was resisting a rest."
"What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?"
"A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"Tesla Car Driving Grandmother to Family Christmas. 12 Hours Later...: Pulls up into the family home dead with the children yelling ""Grandma's here! Grandma's here!"""
"*Job interview* ""Im gonna need you to pee in this cup"" *hands boss full cup* ""Let's start the interview"" *boss just sips it the whole time*"