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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am Can you believe that? 3 in the morning, but luckily i was still up playing the drums."

"This guy told me that he can see the future but he didn't even try to duck when I punched him in the face."

"My favorite joke is about RMS Titanic. It's a one-liner."

"You call it being sober. I call it on my way to the liquor store."

"Never trust trees. They're shady."

"I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel."

"Your mom is temporarily in read-only mode due to heavy traffic. The joke is Reddit's servers. Get it together!"

"I identified a body yesterday. ""That's a body!"" I said."

"An old Jewish man asked me for directions. I didn't really care where he was going, so I told him it was straight on until the third reich."

"There are two kinds of people in this world Those who finish what they started and"