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Joke of the Day

"I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave. That bastard's never paid for anything in his life."

"If a baby like Justin Bieber is the face of teen angst and rebellion, then we've bubble wrapped our kids too tight."

"How do rednecks know when their sister is on her period? Their dad's dick tastes like blood."

"Airport Security: Please remove your shoes Man: Don't be ridiculous, I'm no terrorist AS: Sir, do you want to use the bouncy castle or not?"

"What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? ~~A park bench can support a a family~~ One you sit on and the other is a park bench."

"My girlfriend has this really weird fetish She likes to pretend she's 13 years old when we have sex. I don't know why, she'll be 13 in a couple of years anyway."

"I think it'd be cool to be immortal for a day, just to see what it's like."

"What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!"

"How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? Stick a banana up her cooter, if it comes out half eaten, you've got a monkey on the way!"

"A recurring number walks into a bar'"