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Joke of the Day
"I don't eat some foods. -vagueans"
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"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"
"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? After a couple of spliffs."
"When you first learn about the Banach-Tarski Paradox it sounds cool... ...but, when you break it down, you'll realize you've actually seen it twice."
"When I looked at the eclipse yesterday all I could see were my parents fighting :("
"Good news everyone! I've found another person who's voice you can hear in your head when reading one single phrase.... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"If you think colours aren't funny then you lack a sense of hue-mour"
"*Baby presses 'snooze' to stay in womb extra 10 minutes*"
"How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire."