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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons? A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!"
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"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? a pilot"
"Why do toilets flush after getting pissed on? They get embarrassed."
"why was the sand wet? because the sea-weed."
"Why was the young strawberry crying? His parents were in a jam."
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian."
"Blondes.... Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken."
"Three gay deer walk out of a bar: One turns to the others and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""
"A Photon checks in at an airline front counter. Agent says... Sir, do you have any checked baggage?' Photon replies, 'No, I'm travelling light.'"
"If a website dies on the Internet and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound"