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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bear that swings both ways? Bi-polar"

"If you're going to insult the Amish, do it to their face. You kinda have to. They're never gonna see it online."

"Not to brag, but I still fit into the low self-esteem I wore in high school."

"Did ye hear about the movie that the pirate went to see? 'Twas rated Argggghhhhh!!!!"

"I got offered a job at McCormick... ...but it was just seasonal work."

"Me: Sweetie, I think these wireless headphones you got me are defective. Wife: Those are earmuffs."

"TIFU by bringing on the wrong player Oops, wrong sub Please^dont^hate^me"

"What's the difference between hard and light? I can sleep with a light on."

"Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore."

"TIFU by posting in the wrong subreddit"