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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear that swings both ways? Bi-polar"
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"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too! Hey Reddit! What is your favorite Mitch Hedburg joke?"
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"[walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium] wife: what did you think a tiger shark was, brent"
"A repost walks into a bar Bartender says ""shit, you again?!""."
"If your nervous tick is pointing to the sky then might i suggest not going to auctions anymore."
"Sarah fell of the swing because she has no arms..... Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah!"
"They say tragedy plus time equals comedy... but I just don't think my wife Debra farting herself to death in 2011 will ever be funny to me"
"if you come into a restroom & announce that you've ""had to piss for two hours"" I'd better hear a strong, frothy stream for at least a minute"
"Want to hear a construction joke? It's not finished yet."