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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a construction joke? It's not finished yet."
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"The only way I'm listening to a voicemail is if I think the pizza guy is lost"
"A missing joke If found please pm me."
"I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick... She's still not talking to me :("
"I don't think it's nice to make fun of schizophrenics. And neither do I."
"Me: pretty much any name can be unisex My son Stephanie: I hate you dad"
"I like my coffee just how I like my slaves Free."
"What did the animal killer scream as he attacked the alpaca farm in Tibet? DIIIIIEEEEE LLAMA!"
"Why was the meeting for impotent men cancelled? They knew no one would come."
"I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint"