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Joke of the Day
"A repost walks into a bar Bartender says ""shit, you again?!""."
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"The chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was to chicken."
"My boyfriend recently called me his woman And now we're living in the jungle, wearing deer skin and hunting for food"
"Me: You know what cures a headache right? Wife: Tylenol Me: You know what else cures a headache? Wife: Advil Me: You know what else ......"
"Roses are red violets are blue Roses are red and Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead The sugar bowls empty and so is your head"
"Driving down the highway and on the side of the road I see a preist fucking a goat! I yell out 'hey, wrong kid!'"
"What's the difference in a dog, some meat, and a blow job? You can beat your dog, you can beat your meat, but you can't beat a blow job."
"I walk into my dad's office and I'm like ""sup motherfucker"" and he's all ""I'm on a conference call"" and I'm like ""sorry, sup motherfuckers"""
"The worst thing about Obama's presidency is knowing Will Smith will play him in the eventual biopic and win an Oscar. Fuck that."
"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns... ...go for the juggler."