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Joke of the Day

"If your nervous tick is pointing to the sky then might i suggest not going to auctions anymore."

"Hello sir, I'm from your internet provider. You recently said that ""homosexuality is wrong"", so we've blocked you from seeing lesbian porn."

"What do you call a sarcastic abyss? A sar-chasm."

"What is Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's favorite facebook game? Candy Kush."

"Why is sleeping with a weatherman always disappointing? Because he always promises 10-12 inches, but you only ever get 2-3."

"What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)"

"There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes......how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?"

"What is another word for Pokemon? A Rastafarian Proctologist"

"YO' MAMA IS LIKE... ASS HAIR Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t."

"I was catfished once For thirty years Pluto had me convinced he was a planet..."