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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses eat? HAY HAY HAY!"
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"Can we all stop pretending that alcohol tastes good?"
"mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark"
"So my spreadsheet program hasn't been working for 40 days... ...it was excellent."
"What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby? He's born with Diss-lexia"
"The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. The police charged one and let the other one off."
"Netflix and Chill or ... Redtube and Lube "
"Tom Cruise has signed on for Mission Impossible V. His impossible mission is trying not to show up on everyone's gaydar."
"My friends hate my cheese jokes. They said that they're no Gouda"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're all dead"