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Joke of the Day
"Sarah fell of the swing because she has no arms..... Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah!"
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"why do people do drugs for fun like have you ever tried mac n cheese"
"What did the hobo say to the prostitute? Hey girl, I'd sleep in that box."
"""I used to be the Internet!"" - The Library"
"How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water"
"WIFE: there's a bear outside our tent ME: so W: so scare him off M: *unzips door* Donald Trump might become president *bear jumps into fire*"
"If you love something keep it in the refrigerator, keep it fresh, that thing you love is a lot like mayonnaise."
"Why do I vape? It's how I let off a little steam."
"What does the future hold? Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even."
"ladies say I'm a hamster in the sheets because I squeal when I'm uncomfortable and I leave small pellets in the bed"