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Joke of the Day

"Sarah fell of the swing because she has no arms..... Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah!"

"What do you call an ass on steroids? Assteroid."

"Interviewer: ""So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Me: ""My biggest weakness? Probably not listening properly."""

"I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost."

"Why don't Greek people need sex? The government fucks them everyday!"

"What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist? An etymologist knows."

"What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop? A spokesperson."

"Interviewer: Why did you apply for this job? Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me."

"What is the comeback that fits well with any argument? Not a joke. Just want to see funny comments."

"I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn and they just hung up. They said that couldn't do anything about crows and to stop calling."