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Joke of the Day

"[walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium] wife: what did you think a tiger shark was, brent"

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a goodyear and the others a great year."

"I always try to put some condom wrappers in my garbage so the raccoons that go through my trash think I'm cool."

"Know any jokes about sodium? Na."

"My son's joke he just told me. Knock knock. who's there ? Banana Banana who ? Eye ball... aren't you glad I didn't say orange? :s loool"

"#WhenIWasYourAge: We had to open all doors by ourselves. None of them knew we were coming."

"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."

"What do my girlfriend and Jesus have in common? Not sure if either of them came once, but I know they haven't come a second time."

"If all humans held hands around the equator of Earth A significant amount of then would probably drown."

"In hindsight, using the word ""harder"" as the safe word, was not the best idea."