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Joke of the Day

"Boss: Can you send the documents Me: I am sinking in the muck of a swamp of ancient pain Boss: Ok just don't forget to send the documents"

"Two jihadists walks into a gay bar.... Needless to say, they had a huge blast"

"[DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color...is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD"

"The advantage of using a nailcutter is, you won't get scratchmark on your forehead skin and the disadvantage is, you can't peel off garlic skin."

"A midget psychic escaped from prison... I guess you could call them a small medium at large."

"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"Taking my dog for a walk Taking my quadriplegic dog for a walk is a real drag."

"What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up? Slow clap."

"I typed something into Google on my phone then held it to my ear. I felt stupid at first, but now I'm kinda mad that that doesn't work."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? coz she has no arms."