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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."
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"The softest type of toilet paper is cats."
"What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven? ""You are no longer kneaded."""
"What is Shrek's favorite book? Don-key xote"
"How do Australians sleep? With their heads at the foot of the bed."
"Is your business interested in reaching a larger and wider audience? Pm me for my ex wife's email address"
"My wife cried when I bought her a car... It was a Saab."
"What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby? I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember."
"Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar."
"""It's time to turn over a new leaf."" - Adam & Eve on laundry day"