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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."
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"I was drinking gin for the first time when I realized... I'm not supposed to lose my ginity until I'm married"
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"In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?"
"Can't make an important life decision so I'm gonna try and find a wise old black man to impart some wisdom like they do in movies."
"Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking? They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it."
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha."
"What do you call a greedy lesbian? Bush hog."
"Kanye West becomes the President And Kim Kardashian becomes the First Lady"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar and one looks to the other and says ""man, I can't believe I blew 40 bucks in there."""