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Joke of the Day
"Two jihadists walks into a gay bar.... Needless to say, they had a huge blast"
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"What do you call a really really big ant? A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant? an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business? A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any."
"The last US election had a candidate called Mitt, a devout Catholic and a candidate called Newt, a serial adulterer. One was against same sex marriage and the other was against same marriage sex."
"Anyone know where I can get a waterproof recliner for my shower??"
"What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating? ""Man, wall mounts are awesome."""
"What kind of goat did Houdini have? A scapegoat."
"Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage? He had cold feet."
"Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a ""hole."" Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq."
"Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job? Because he's always talking trash."
"A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend: Hey, are my puns a tenor what?"