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Joke of the Day

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? coz she has no arms."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool."

"I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalk For keeping me off the street."

"*At the pearly gates* St Peter: Welcome to heaven. I'll show you around. Me: Sooo many oysters must've died to make this gate."

"(ROGUE ONE SPOILER) So the nickname... Throughout the movie, you see Galen calls Jyn his stardust, I thought it was pretty cute. I just didn't expect it to be so literal though."

"Everyone in my class is arguing about science, And I'm just sitting here, maths debating."

"How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire."

"Donald Trump wants to ban selling pre-shredded cheese... ...he says it will make America grate again."

"Easy IQ Test: starting from 160, subtract 10 points for each honk of a car alarm before the owner can figure out how to turn it off."

"My friend works at subway... I guess you could say she'll really be rolling in the DOUGH."