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Joke of the Day
"Taking my dog for a walk Taking my quadriplegic dog for a walk is a real drag."
Next Joke
"What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books."
"Book, you look so much thinner! I know! I had my appendix removed!"
"Hey UK! You're looking great! Have you lost a few pounds?"
"It's totally amazing how cars run on dinosaur poop or however the fuck fossils work. I'm not a dinosaur scientition over here. Fuck's sake."
"What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich? *Make me one with everything*"
"What's the difference between a pill and my penis? A pill can achieve an erection."
"Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto."
"TIFU by giving my coworker my #23 I got his Togos #24. I hate avoc... whoops, wrong sub"
"What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz? Homo-cide"