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Joke of the Day
"How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday? With a low-key event"
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"""What's your name?"" ""Colin Fucking Wilson."" ""Have you got Tourrettes?"" ""No, but the Vicar at my Christening did."""
"My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers I should have multiple, smaller cheeseburgers throughout the day"
"What do you get when you sit on a potato? A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)"
"Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs? To the autobotty shop!"
"Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone. "
"Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart."
"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? Cause he wanted to get along little doggie."
"Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead."
"I'm about as sociable as mushrooms... I'd like to think I'm a pretty fungi."