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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years"
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"What do orphans get at Christmas? Lonely."
"What do you call a vegetable optometrist? A sea cucumber."
"I wouldn't take a bullet for you but I'd definitely push someone in front of you to take it for you. Same thing."
"Five years after the Financial Meltdown, isn't it time to recognize that 'The Financial Meltdown' would be an amazing name for a sandwich?"
"If Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb?"
"If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did"
"""If you're building a time machine, Take your time. what's the rush?"""
"Whenever you're mad at someone, just take a deep breath and count to 10. Those 10 seconds will give you time to think of the perfect insult."
"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? A seizure salad."