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Joke of the Day
"I don't like my financial adviser. He put the ""douche"" in Fiduciary"
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"My wife said that my pen!s closely resembles a Tic Tac. She was proud of her remark until I asked her why her sister still has bad breath then."
"JESUS: so I'm u GOD: yes JESUS: and ur me GOD: yes JESUS: I don't get it GOD: I do JESUS: how can one of us get it & not the other GOD: whoa"
"I'm not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the Taco Bell employee isn't looking, I can turn water into Sprite."
"By tomorrow night America will be in a turkey induced coma. On Friday...Canada attacks."
"What's the difference between a ""narrative"" and a ""circle jerk""? How you spell them."
"What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss? I literally cannot deal."
"What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock."
"Like most major sports injuries, almost all Rock, Paper, Scissors injuries occur because of insufficient stretching before the match."
"Girl: ""all boys are the same"" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities."