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Joke of the Day

"If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did"

"A black man, muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar... And the bartender asks ""What are you having Mr. President?"""

"I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life."

"Q: What do bees do if they don't want to drive? A: Wait at the buzz stop."

"what does a sneeze see after it dies sneezus"

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"

"ME: I've expressed this political opinion so clearly, there's no way anyone could misinterpret it. THE INTERNET: lmao challenge accepted"

"Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ? Student- I've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters !!"

"- Michelle, we must break up... - Oh, I'll kill myself! - That's a nice bonus. Thank you!"

"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm"