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Joke of the Day

"If Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb?"

"If you're new to Twitter from Facebook, you can just reply ""Like"" to all of my tweets. I'll understand"

"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ? Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !"

"I hate being bi-polar. It's AWESOME!"

"The brain is a amazing organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from the day you are born until you see your first woman naked."

"What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She puts in in the microwave."

"My friend stopped making payments to his exorcist. He was soon repossessed."

"I'm terrible at telling jokes I always mess up the punch limes"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one but the bulb has to really want to change."