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Joke of the Day
"If Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb?"
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"If I was Genghis Khan's personal advisor Every time he had a moment of self doubt, I'd remind him he is Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't."
"Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone."
"Did you hear about the surgeon who slipped whilst performing a circumcision?........ ......................he got the sack!"
"What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation? Doesn't matter, still born."
"The ex says he's come into some money and can finally ""take care"" of me. Wait...he's gonna have me killed isn't he?"
"My 6-year-old walked into the room and said, ""Don't worry, Dad. I'm OK."" Time to search the house for whatever she destroyed."
"Dear Santa, Last year you gave me a sweater for Christmas. This year I would prefer a Moaner or a Screamer."
"I call my ex wife... I call my ex wife an ""ankle"", because she is three feet lower than a cunt."
"Two fat Scottish sounding women in my bar tonight... ""Hey, are you two from Scotland?"" I asked. ""It's WALES you fucking idiot,"" one yelled. I apologized, ""Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"""