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Joke of the Day
"""If you're building a time machine, Take your time. what's the rush?"""
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"I'd tell my neighbor about the weird smell coming from her apartment, but she's been so quiet that I don't want to disturb her."
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"You know what isn't a joke? Hitlers gas bill."
"Whenever someone holds my baby & he makes even a tiny peep, I yell ""WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY WHY ARE YOU BURNING MY BABY!?"""
"I have been living with a beautiful girl for the last 2 months. Last week she found out.."
"Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married & live together so I'd have to see them every day."
"Donkey kong, king kong, and a smart blonde fight on top of the empire state building. Who wins? None of them, they don't exist!"
"Why don't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they take all the green cards. (friend at work told me this gem)"