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Joke of the Day

"What do orphans get at Christmas? Lonely."

"Why does Santa have a garden? So he can hoe-hoe-hoe! ^^^^^That's_a_knee_slapper..."

"Before murdering someone ask yourself: Am I justified? Will I find forgiveness? Did I pay for the shovel in cash?"

"So is the 2020 Election Season open yet? Or is the succession now inherited?"

"I think my girlfriend has a trigonometry fetish because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent."

"If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake."

"Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying, ""How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."""

"A baby mouse is out for a walk one day and sees a bat... He quickly runs home to his mother and says ""Mummy! Mummy! I just saw an angel!"""

"I was at a store and I saw some yogurt in a big bag with a spout... I guess that you could say the yogurt was pour quality"

"I asked my dad about music these days He said it's all about the junk in the truck so you better shake that butt."