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Joke of the Day

"When I lived on the street, I always wanted to become a plumber, get a home, and run a business... But that was just a pipe dream."

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"One and only ""Damn, i would like to get down your skirt"", the horny boy said to the pretty girl. The pretty girl replies: ""why? There's already one ashole there"""
"Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna"
"Star Wars joke: What is the Rancor's favorite candy? Jawa breakers."
"Apparently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone... In the car I'm driving."
"Social butterfly? Nah. I'm more like a social Sasquatch. Some people swear they've seen me, but no one really believes them."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself. Edit: Holy shit 200+ likes."
"Did you guys hear they're making a sequel to the hit TV show ""Medium?"" It's called ""Large."""
"Just found out Cuba Gooding Jr is not from Cuba, but from New York. Leave it to a big name celebrity to be a huge liar"