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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear they're making a sequel to the hit TV show ""Medium?"" It's called ""Large."""
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"Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones."
"Justin Bieber is going to Hillsong Church conference. We'll see if they make a believer out of him or if he make Beliebers out of them."
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A Buck-An-Ear"
"People assume I have a small penis because I have a Ferrari. It's actually the other way round."
"Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer."
"How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing? Buckaneer"
"Kinda messed up that marijuana is just a plant. Like, what other plants are drugs? *tries to smoke a carrot* Yea I guess I'm feelin it"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The person jogging had a Mc chicken in hand."
"This Suicide Prevention message was brought to you in part by: **Nike** *""Just Do It""*"